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The Anti-Scotch-Irish Council Of Mississippi, Ltd.

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  • Preserve The South For Southerners!
  • Keep The Scotch-Irish In Their Place!
  • Keep The “R” Rolling Children Out Of Our Fine Southern Schools!
  • Keep Barbaric “Hoot Man” And “Begorrrah” Sounds Off Our Fine Southern Streets!
  • Keep Barbaric Music Like “Bonnie McGee” Off Our Fine Southern Juke Boxes!
  • Think Up Other Things To Our Advantage!

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-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir:
I do not believe God wants us to mix with the Scotch-Irish, else why did he put them off on a little island by themselves? They do not want integration any more than we do. I love the Scotch-Irish, but only if they stay in the place God appointed for them. A careful reading of the Holy Bible will show you God’s stand on segregation. John 22:19 and Mark 17:14 tell us what the Master said on the subject.
The Scotch-Irish have only been in this country two hundred years. Before that they lived in the highlands of Scotland, totally without washing machines, electric lights, automobiles, and all the other basic elements of civilization, and dressed only in the rudest sort of kilts. Furthermore, I maintain that after two hundred years, they are still Scotch-Irish, and no amount of civilization will change the fact. I think I need not point out to you the basic immorality of their characters. There is hardly a one of them that does not get divorced and eat meat on Fridays. Their music, as typified by such dances as the jig or the highland fling, is characteristically lewd and shows the primitive rhythms of the highlands from whence they came.
I have a little daughter, a sweet cherubic little girl, and sooner would I take up arms as my Grandfather did in ’61 and pour out my life’s blood before I would see her go to school with Scotch-Irish children. The tragic results of such a contact– perhaps someday red-haired, freckle-faced children with such names as Patrick or Andrew– would be too much for me. May the Lord take me before such a day arrives.
I am willing to grant that the Scotch-Irish have given us a few great men– like Andrew Carnegie, or Robert Burns, for instance, but for the most part they have shamefully wasted the opportunities that our great land has given them.
Again, let me repeat: let the rabblerousers do what they may, the Scotch-Irish were meant to till the soil: God has appointed it. (Genesis 52:2). We are kind to them, let them keep their place.
Respectfully,
Stanislaus Wockinsky

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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Boys Will Sometimes Be Scouts

Minnowsville, Miss. (CPA) — Last night a happy, jovial Irish Wake was disturbed when a troup [sic] of mischievous Boy Scouts descended upon it like Philistines on Assyrians, casting acid about irrespectively.

Cries of “Hoot man!” and “Begorrah” were heard in the night, and the Wake was postponed indefinitely.

There are rumors to the effect that one Scotch-Irish national was painted with luminous paint and set afire, but there are neither witnesses nor ashes to substantiate this unofficial report.

It is honestly believed that the Scotch-Irish are indignant over the affair. J.P. McSweeney, who shouted in the middle of the fray, “I wish you wouldn’t do that anymore,” is in critical condition in Minnowsville County Hospital.

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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Green Mountain College Is To Get $128.60 For Blackboards

Green Mountain College, Miss. (CPA) — In a new measure to facilitate equalization of facilities, the State Legislature is reported to have passed a bill appropriating $128.60 for the express purpose of buying real blackboards and four pieces of chalk for Green Mountain College, pending approval by the Governor.

The stipulation has been made by the Legislature that these blackboards and this chalk may be used for any [purpose] other than the teaching of American history. Stanislaus Bodinsky said to reporters, “History is the cause of our present malady.”

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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Scotch-Irish Music Discussed

Pool Water, Miss (CPA) — In an incomparable speech made today by the Hon. Dr. Nelson Blankhead, State Senator from Minnowville, Miss., before the Leopard Club of Pool Water, he pointed out certain aspects of Scotch-Irish music.

“Shall our songs be replaced with the primitive jigs and reels of the green tribes?” asked Dr. Blankhead.

“For a sailor and other savages, a jig or a reel is a common occurance [sic]. After a day of hunting or fishing, it is quite natural for a Scotch-Irish to break into a wild dance of sensual abandon. In their own land today the Scotch-Irish still perform jigs and reels of grotesque dimensions. Modern science describes this ‘dance’ as a nervous twitching of indefinite length. One cannot imagine the un-Christian manipulations involved in a jig or a reel. And I here shudder with emotion pondering this.

“The musical debility of the Scotch-Irish is not confined to jigs and reels. The green tribes sing a song of inordinate love for their respective mothers, usually culminating with the word ‘mother’ on a very high and native tone. Such songs, believe it or not, are sung today in certain isolated sections of this country.” he concluded.

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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Addit Trial Reaches Climax

Addit, Mississippi (CPA) — The trial of sixteen-year-old Alexander Graham Tell, young Scotch-Irish boy hauled into court for insulting pretty Mrs. Ruby Jean Hollofield, 23, reached its climax yesterday when A.J. Elliss, prosecuting attorney, announced, “This trial may very well cast the die – either for keeping our blood pure or for mongrelizing with the Scotch-Irish. If Tell is set free, the bars are down, and the undefiled heritage of our ancestors is at an end.”
Mrs, Hollofield, wife of blond young farmer Lonnie Hollofield, told the court that as she passed Tell on the street, he turned to a companion and whispered, “What a wee bonny lassie!” She immediately reported the offence to her husband, who had Tell arrested. The boy did not deny saying this, but said he meant it merely as a compliment.
Attorney Elliss asked that the boy be given a severe prison sentence for his offence. “Such audacity and lewdness,” he said, “are the norm of behavior for a people whose history includes such notorious figures as Mary Queen of Scots and Macbeth. There can be no compromise with them.”
Red-haired young Tell, wearing the plaids of his clan, is being kept under heavy guard at the county jail for fear that the citizens of Addit, among whom feeling over the incident is running very high, will throw him into the river with a horsecollar [sic] around his neck.

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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An History Of Scotch-Irish Race

(It is with considerable pride that we present the following historical notes by one of the State’s leading historians, Dr. Jim Tom Tully, a resident of Lelli White, Mississippi. The name escapes us at the moment, but Dr. Jim Tom Tully teaches at a small college near Jackson, Mississippi. It is interesting to note that Dr. Jim Tom Tully has been offered chairs by such big schools as Harvard, Columbia, Yale, Dartmouth, and others. However, true to his native South, Dr. Jim Tom has felt that his true value is at the small college near Jackson.  The Editor.)


By Dr. Jim Tom Tully

Before history began, there were two groups of prehistoric creatures living. Both peoples were inately [sic] ‘serving’ peoples and their country was called Hireland. There were the blood-colored savages of the hills and the cannibalistic barbarians of the lowlands. These latter were known even then the world over for the green pigmentation of their respective skins.
In the year 4 A.D. these two groups met in an orgy which lasted several hours; and the result of the orgy is the Scotch-Irish race as we know it today. This race lived a sensual sarabande until their barren land was literally slimy with snakes. Although these people had a natural affinity for snakes, engaging ever in snake dances and snake games, their interest soon wandered to other less snaky lands. By this time the race had become much what we recognize as typical of that rate [sic] today– sandy-colored, brown-speckled, thin-nosed, thin-lipped.
A man named Patrick first thought of the plan to come to America. For his plan, Patrick is today proclaimed a saint in the primitive religion of the Scotch-Irish. At this time the ‘H’ was dropped from Hireland as a means of confusing Americans. Many of the immigrants who poured into our country posed as ignorant, illiterate farmers, and others posed as wealthy landowners in the South. Today, still, there are some creatures of Scotch-Irish descent who are comfortably posing as loyal and true Americans and are not serving at all.

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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Poet’s Corner —

West Of The Watertower

If money pressure is brought to bear
On every single scotrash hair
What a wondrous world ‘twould be
For the likes of you and me
If gov’ment law and federal troups
Are made to tumble through the hoops
Ah such a dandy world it is
Exactly just like drinking fizz
If councils and an occasional club
See that the races never rub
’Tis true that we will happy be
As kiddies in a spelling bee
The life of strife is the life for me
And the glory of a winning race
Why, the world is as wide and fair
As a fat and dancing polar bear
Let’s sing a song and merry be
And throw the scotrash in the sea
Or drive them at the ends of spears
Into the foreign hemispheres
With laughter loud and giggles too
We’ll put them once into a zoo
And when the day is dark and bad
We’ll never always wish we had
So glad [sic]

The Scottrish

The Scottrish …
Do they not love and hate
Even as we do …
Are they insensible
To God’s earth … and love …
And Life?
Or do they also
Laugh, and sing, and weep,
Even as we do …
Oh, friends, think well –
“Forasmuch as ye have done it
Unto the least of these,
Ye have done it unto me …”

-The Southern Reposure, published by P.D. East, with articles based on/taken from The Nigble Papers.

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